Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2010
Subject: Pedro Colon defected and enters league.
33 year old Catcher Pedro Colon defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2010
Subject: Fernando Alvarez defected and enters league.
34 year old Catcher Fernando Alvarez defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Reggie Willits.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Jeff Mathis.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the loss of Joe Mauer are terrible!
The overall fan interest decreases a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Jack Wilson
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Jack Wilson
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Jack Wilson
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Jack Wilson
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Ben Francisco
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Contract offer
FYI- Detroit has offered me a better contract!
They offer a BIG amount of money!
Regards,
Milton Bradley
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Jeff Niemann
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Jack Wilson
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Brad Corley
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Matt Guerrier
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Jeremy Affeldt
Date: Monday, 2/5/2010
Subject: Thank you, I'll sign!
Your contract offer is really what I'm looking for.
I'm looking forward to playing with Minnesota!
Regards,
Ben Francisco
Date: Monday, 2/5/2010
Subject: Thank you, I'll sign!
Your contract offer is really what I'm looking for.
I'm looking forward to playing with Minnesota!
Regards,
Jack Wilson
Date: Tuesday, 2/6/2010
Subject: Thank you, I'll sign!
Your contract offer is really what I'm looking for.
I'm looking forward to playing with Minnesota!
Regards,
Brad Corley
Date: Tuesday, 2/6/2010
Subject: Thank you, I'll sign!
Your contract offer is really what I'm looking for.
I'm looking forward to playing with Minnesota!
Regards,
Matt Guerrier
Date: Monday, 2/12/2010
Subject: Thank you, I'll sign!
Your contract offer is really what I'm looking for.
I'm looking forward to playing with Minnesota!
Regards,
Jeff Niemann
Date: Monday, 2/12/2010
Subject: Thank you, I'll sign!
Your contract offer is really what I'm looking for.
I'm looking forward to playing with Minnesota!
Regards,
Jeremy Affeldt
Date: Saturday, 2/24/2010
Subject: I'll sign elsewhere
Sorry, Detroit has made the best overall offer.
I'll sign with them. Good luck this season!
Regards,
Milton Bradley
Date: Monday, 4/16/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Jeff Mathis.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 4/16/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Reggie Willits.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Jacob Sullivan learns new position
Jacob Sullivan has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "15" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Tomas Garza learns new position
Tomas Garza has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "24" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Charles Robinett.
Regards,
Texas GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Douglas Bucci.
Regards,
Chicago (N) GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Luis Cota.
Regards,
Houston GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Charles Robinett.
Regards,
Texas GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Douglas Bucci.
Regards,
Chicago (N) GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Luis Cota.
Regards,
Houston GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Charles Robinett.
Regards,
Texas GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Douglas Bucci.
Regards,
Chicago (N) GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Luis Cota.
Regards,
Houston GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Charles Robinett.
Regards,
Texas GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Douglas Bucci.
Regards,
Chicago (N) GM
Date: Monday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Luis Cota.
Regards,
Houston GM
Date: Wednesday, 5/9/2010
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/10/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Douglas Bucci off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Chicago (N) GM
Date: Thursday, 5/10/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Charles Robinett off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Texas GM
Date: Monday, 5/14/2010
Subject: Kosuke Fukudome
Kosuke Fukudome is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/23/2010
Subject: Rich Hill
Rich Hill is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/23/2010
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Matt Guerrier
Date: Monday, 5/28/2010
Subject: Status of Damaso Dominguez
Dear Sir,
Damaso Dominguez shouldn't play at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an AVG of .220 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/28/2010
Subject: Status of Tomas Garza
Dear Sir,
Tomas Garza shouldn't play at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an AVG of .237 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/28/2010
Subject: Status of Spencer Moran
Dear Sir,
Spencer Moran has an AVG of .243 at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/1/2010
Subject: Hainley Statia healing process
Hainley Statia is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 6/2/2010
Subject: Status of David Repp
Dear Sir,
David Repp seems overmatched at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an ERA of 9.00 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/4/2010
Subject: Status of Arturo Perez
Dear Sir,
Arturo Perez has an ERA of 5.89 at AA New Britian Rock Cats.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/7/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Jose Ozuna off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Toronto GM
Date: Tuesday, 6/12/2010
Subject: Status of Archie Chilson
Dear Sir,
Archie Chilson shouldn't play at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an AVG of .237 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/13/2010
Subject: Status of Jason Alcala
Dear Sir,
Jason Alcala isn't hitting the ball at all at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an AVG of .246, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/14/2010
Subject: Status of Kenneth Nolting
Dear Sir,
Kenneth Nolting seems overmatched at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an ERA of 7.25 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/16/2010
Subject: Status of Mark Burk
Dear Sir,
Mark Burk has an ERA of 5.79 at AA New Britian Rock Cats.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/26/2010
Subject: James Warren failed learning new position
James Warren doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Second Base.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 7/7/2010
Subject: Arturo Perez healing process
Arturo Perez is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 7/7/2010
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Shaun Marcum
Date: Thursday, 7/12/2010
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Jesse Crain
Date: Friday, 7/13/2010
Subject: Progress of Trevor Bell
Dear Sir,
Trevor Bell has an ERA of 3.93 at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/14/2010
Subject: Status of Antoine Wafford
Dear Sir,
Antoine Wafford has problems at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an ERA of 6.55, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/20/2010
Subject: Progress of Alex Ramirez
Dear Sir,
Alex Ramirez is hitting the ball well at A Fort Myers Miracle!
He has an AVG of .302, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/21/2010
Subject: Status of Odis Portwood
Dear Sir,
Odis Portwood has an AVG of .173 at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/21/2010
Subject: Status of Jordan Walden
Dear Sir,
Jordan Walden seems overmatched at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an ERA of 5.92 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/22/2010
Subject: Status of Mitch Einertson
Dear Sir,
Mitch Einertson has an AVG of .246 at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/22/2010
Subject: Status of Dean Rodden
Dear Sir,
Dean Rodden has an AVG of .189 at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/22/2010
Subject: Status of Mark Robinson
Dear Sir,
Mark Robinson has an AVG of .154 at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/23/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Wladimir Balentien.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/27/2010
Subject: Status of Ronald Cannella
Dear Sir,
Ronald Cannella has problems at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an ERA of 7.04, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/30/2010
Subject: Status of Fernando Dardar
Dear Sir,
Fernando Dardar isn't hitting the ball at all at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an AVG of .226, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/11/2010
Subject: Status of German Vivo
Dear Sir,
German Vivo has an ERA of 6.14 at AA New Britian Rock Cats.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/11/2010
Subject: Progress of Tyler Robertson
Dear Sir,
Tyler Robertson has nothing more to prove at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an ERA of 4.00 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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