Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Henry Owens go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2010
Subject: Chris Coughlan injured during offseason
Hello Manager,
was injured in a car accident. Sad story.
Diagnosis: Pulled Achilles Tendon.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 5 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2010
Subject: Pedro Colon defected and enters league.
33 year old Catcher Pedro Colon defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2010
Subject: Fernando Alvarez defected and enters league.
34 year old Catcher Fernando Alvarez defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Sean West
Dear Sir,
Sean West has an ERA of 1.42 at AA Carolina Mudcats!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Brett Sinkbeil
Dear Sir,
Brett Sinkbeil has nothing more to prove at AA Carolina Mudcats!
He has an ERA of 2.41 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Pelayo Salazar
Dear Sir,
Pelayo Salazar has an ERA of 5.53 at AA Carolina Mudcats.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Torre Langley
Dear Sir,
Torre Langley has nothing more to prove at A Jupiter Hammerheads!
He has an AVG of .360 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Bobby Miller
Dear Sir,
Bobby Miller has an ERA of 3.38 at A Jupiter Hammerheads!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Jeffery Stripling
Dear Sir,
Jeffery Stripling has an AVG of .208 at AA Carolina Mudcats!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/2/2010
Subject: Jeffery Stripling learns new position
Jeffery Stripling has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "11" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 5/10/2010
Subject: Bradley Young healing process
Bradley Young is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 5/11/2010
Subject: Progress of Steven Paladino
Dear Sir,
Steven Paladino has an AVG of .351 at AA Carolina Mudcats!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/20/2010
Subject: Progress of Eric Charron
Dear Sir,
Eric Charron has nothing more to prove at AA Carolina Mudcats!
He has an ERA of 2.95 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/30/2010
Subject: Progress of Michael Schoenfeld
Dear Sir,
Michael Schoenfeld is doing pretty good at A Jupiter Hammerheads!
He has an ERA of 3.90, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/31/2010
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Michael Napoli
Date: Saturday, 6/2/2010
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Josh Willingham
Date: Friday, 6/8/2010
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Kevin Gregg
Date: Saturday, 6/9/2010
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Jorge Cantu
Date: Sunday, 6/10/2010
Subject: Progress of Samuel Crespo
Dear Sir,
Samuel Crespo has an ERA of 3.66 at A Jupiter Hammerheads!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/18/2010
Subject: Progress of Cristian Beltran
Dear Sir,
Cristian Beltran has an ERA of 3.94 at AA Carolina Mudcats!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/27/2010
Subject: Steven Maio learns new position
Steven Maio has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "18" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 7/9/2010
Subject: Brett Sinkbeil healing process
Brett Sinkbeil is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/16/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Kevin Gregg.
Regards,
Baltimore GM
Date: Monday, 7/16/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Kevin Gregg.
Regards,
Detroit GM
Date: Sunday, 7/22/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Kevin Gregg off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Detroit GM
Date: Wednesday, 8/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Seth Bench
Dear Sir,
Seth Bench has an ERA of 1.71 at A Jupiter Hammerheads!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/9/2010
Subject: Jai Miller learns new position
Jai Miller has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "17" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 8/9/2010
Subject: Cody Ross healing process
Cody Ross is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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