Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2010
Subject: Pedro Colon defected and enters league.
33 year old Catcher Pedro Colon defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2010
Subject: Fernando Alvarez defected and enters league.
34 year old Catcher Fernando Alvarez defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Contract offer
FYI- Pittsburgh has offered me a better contract!
They offer a BIG amount of money!
Regards,
Roy Halladay
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2010
Subject: Contract offer
FYI- New York (A) has offered me a better contract!
They offer more than you can even dream about!
Regards,
Carl Crawford
Date: Tuesday, 2/13/2010
Subject: I'll sign elsewhere
Sorry, New York (A) has made the best overall offer.
I'll sign with them. Good luck this season!
Regards,
Carl Crawford
Date: Wednesday, 2/14/2010
Subject: I'll sign elsewhere
Sorry, Texas has made the best overall offer.
I'll sign with them. Good luck this season!
Regards,
Roy Halladay
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Leo Mira learns new position
Leo Mira has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "12" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Caleb Gindl
Dear Sir,
Caleb Gindl has nothing more to prove at A Brevard County Manatees!
He has an AVG of .288 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Alex Cabaņa
Dear Sir,
Alex Cabaņa has an ERA of 5.04 at AA Huntsville Stars.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Alonso Fernandez
Dear Sir,
Alonso Fernandez has an AVG of .191 at AA Huntsville Stars!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Marcelo Romero
Dear Sir,
Marcelo Romero seems overmatched at AA Huntsville Stars!
He has an ERA of 6.23 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/3/2010
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Anthony Gwynn
Date: Sunday, 5/20/2010
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Bill Hall
Date: Sunday, 5/20/2010
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Bill Hall
Date: Sunday, 5/20/2010
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Barry Zito
Date: Friday, 5/25/2010
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
J.J. Hardy
Date: Monday, 5/28/2010
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Vinny Rottino
Date: Wednesday, 5/30/2010
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Willie Eyre
Date: Saturday, 6/2/2010
Subject: Progress of Manuel Rancel
Dear Sir,
Manuel Rancel has an ERA of 3.60 at A Brevard County Manatees!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/8/2010
Subject: Status of David Torbett
Dear Sir,
David Torbett has an AVG of .243 at AA Huntsville Stars!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/9/2010
Subject: Status of Amado Valdes
Dear Sir,
Amado Valdes has problems at AA Huntsville Stars!
He has an ERA of 6.86, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/12/2010
Subject: Progress of Alvaro Maldonado
Dear Sir,
Alvaro Maldonado has nothing more to prove at A Brevard County Manatees!
He has an ERA of 2.38 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/1/2010
Subject: Status of Joaquin Cifuentes
Dear Sir,
Joaquin Cifuentes has problems at AA Huntsville Stars!
He has an ERA of 5.74, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/5/2010
Subject: Progress of Albert Winkle
Dear Sir,
Albert Winkle is doing pretty good at A Brevard County Manatees!
He has an ERA of 3.40, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/30/2010
Subject: Progress of Sterling Thomas
Dear Sir,
Sterling Thomas is hitting the ball well at AA Huntsville Stars!
He has an AVG of .308, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/2/2010
Subject: Eric Gagne
Eric Gagne is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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